Tyger, Tyger

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They went to an abandoned home to smoke weed. Inside, they found a tiger. —CNN

Strong bud. Mind-splitting, hydroponic, pure indica body-high, one-hit weed, grown from Hawaiian seeds in a closet in a doublewide in Maine, up near Canada.

To say it unleashed the tiger is to say everything and nothing. To say that they had failed to foresee the consequences of their actions is to be complicitly young.

Eve had the weed and Adam had the papers. And they’d been having sex, in fields and organ lofts and in abandoned houses. Even so, you never forget your first tiger.

Nor had they dreamed it, like the Argentine writer Julio Cortázar, who imagined how it might be possible to share a living space with a wild creature, or, more

to the point how it would not be possible. What if the tiger claimed more and more space until the house was split in half? The parlors and the dining room

and the foyer and the stairs would become the tiger’s, and the rest under threat, cramped and, because the thermostat was in the half gone out of bounds, cold.

So here they were: the boy and the girl. And the weed, though they hadn’t even gotten around to smoking it, when this sleek shimmer and ripple

of muscle entered the room. At first they were not afraid of it; rather they fully expected that, wherever they went, extraordinary things would follow them,

and if that took the form of an emerald-eyed carnivore with a voice like a fault line, then this was only different in degree and not in kind from what they had come

to feel was the new normal of their time together, both high and sober, either in public, at the movies, under the Milky Way, in the bushes, or in the dark

secret confines of a house where no one had lived for years except a tiger. There was nothing really strange about it, only that they began to fear for its

care over time: sweeping out the rooms, arranging for food and medicine should the tiger fall ill with a viral infection or suppuration from an ingrown claw.

But wasn’t it their tiger? They had found it. My tiger is your tiger, she had told him. “Finding a forever home for a tiger is not easy,” said the game warden, who took

the tiger in, bathed it and kept it in a cage, for future transfer to a willing zoo, where its movements would be remarked on, the way that memories are,

at a distance, through wrought-iron bars, the tiger growing listless, eyes dimmed except on those occasions when a pair of stoned kids, holding hands and pausing

before it, gaze in and recognize something familiar, and, full of mischief and impunity, guided by a sense of natural law, whisper a secret plan to set it free.