I dated an x ray tech But he never saw me Dated a magic act But he never sawed me
Had a lover who was a painter He drew everyone around him And he claimed he’d drawn me too But where were my sketches
I went out with amphetamines We couldn’t sleep with each other I had a fling with a boomerang thrower Didn’t see that coming
And then there was the date with destiny Who stood me up Till he couldn’t stand me no more Didn’t see that coming either
Endings suck Better duck